00:01 - 00:07	Tell us why you think you should be the clubs starting goalkeeper
00:07 - 00:13	I am the best keeper at the club and deserve a chance in the first team
00:13 - 00:17	What specifically do you think you could bring to the team?
00:17 - 00:31	Musso is shit conceding 13 goals. In the showers he drops the bar of soap. Err horrible hairy bum
00:31 - 00:35	A fluffy bumhole cannot be good for the changing room?
00:36 - 00:47	Oh yeah, It is shocking and its having a dreadful impact on player morale, spirit and the results
00:47 - 00:56	Has nobody thought of offering him a good shaver or a voucher for a local wax?
00:56 - 01:07	No, we mainly just talk tactics, no. It is up to his wife to sort out his hairy butt and free us
01:07 - 01:14	Maybe the club try shower gel? He woudnt drop it and you could all smell of wild mint and lavender
01:14 - 01:20	That is not something I can resolve. Maybe the kitman can try this?
01:20 - 01:23	or the cleaner perhaps?
01:23 - 01:29	A full bottom waxing would be good but perhaps cause a painful poo or sore poo?
01:30 - 01:43	Wow ahhh, phhhh, that would be tricky poo, smelly toilets and perhaps leave a bad rash yeah
01:43 - 01:44	Thank you, thank you

Dieng "Musso is shit"