| 00:01 - 00:07 | Tell us why you think you should be the clubs starting goalkeeper |
| 00:07 - 00:13 | I am the best keeper at the club and deserve a chance in the first team |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | What specifically do you think you could bring to the team? |
| 00:17 - 00:31 | Musso is shit conceding 13 goals. In the showers he drops the bar of soap. Err horrible hairy bum |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | A fluffy bumhole cannot be good for the changing room? |
| 00:36 - 00:47 | Oh yeah, It is shocking and its having a dreadful impact on player morale, spirit and the results |
| 00:47 - 00:56 | Has nobody thought of offering him a good shaver or a voucher for a local wax? |
| 00:56 - 01:07 | No, we mainly just talk tactics, no. It is up to his wife to sort out his hairy butt and free us |
| 01:07 - 01:14 | Maybe the club try shower gel? He woudnt drop it and you could all smell of wild mint and lavender |
| 01:14 - 01:20 | That is not something I can resolve. Maybe the kitman can try this? |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | or the cleaner perhaps? |
| 01:23 - 01:29 | A full bottom waxing would be good but perhaps cause a painful poo or sore poo? |
| 01:30 - 01:43 | Wow ahhh, phhhh, that would be tricky poo, smelly toilets and perhaps leave a bad rash yeah |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | Thank you, thank you |
